Beer Jokes

12 Common lines after people get drunk :-!

1. Tu mera bhai hai.

2. gaadi main chalaunga.
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3. mai teri dil se izzat karta hu

4. aaj chad nahi rahi hai yaar.

5. yeh mat samajh ki main pee kar bol raha hu.

6. yaar kam to nahi padegi.

7. ek chota sa aur ho jaye.

8. tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan hazir hai!!!

9. apney baap ko mat sikha.!!

10. Kal se Daaru Band. :)