Sindhi Jokes

Hilarious Shayari by a Sindhi Shayar:

Repost: Chatwal PJ

Sant Singh Chatwal's name is in the news these days over the controversy involving the govt. conferring him the Padma Bhushan award.

In this context, we thought we will remind you of a PJ we posted a long time back on the Chatwals, and why their hotels are some of the cleanest in the world. :-)

Here is the link.

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Santa Banta Joke No. 30

Ek baar Santa Singh ke papa Lucky Singh ka accident ho gaya. Najuk halat mein unhe hospital mein bharti karaya gaya. Doctor ne Santa se kaha, "Bahut khoon bah gaya hai, humein turant koi donar chahiye."

Santa Singh ne turant phone ghumaya. Ek ghante mein uske do bhai Banta Singh aur Banti Singh hospital aa gaye.

Santa ne Doctor se kaha, "Doctor Sahab! Jugaad ho gaya! Yeh rahe Do-Nar ( दो - नर) !!"

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Santa Banta Cartoon Joke

International Poor Joke

BREAKING NEWS !!

Aaj subah famous hollywood celebrity Lindsay Lohan Los Angeles mein apne ghar ja rahi thi, jab raste mein unki car ka chota sa accident ho gaya.. Unko koi gahri chot to nahi aayi, par unka bahut khun bah gaya..

Is ghatna ke baad har koi unhe "Lahu Lohan" (लहू लुहान) bulane laga hai॥

Bollywood Jokes

Can you name the most "wicked" celebrity in Bollywood?

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Put your thinking cap on..

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He is also one of it's legends..

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He is...

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Dharmendra !!
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Why? you ask?
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Are bhai, the entire world calls him - Dharam "Paaji" !!

SMS PJ (Poor Joke)

Question:- Which city in India does not allow the entry of sick people?

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Answer:- Nasik (Na-sick) !!

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Shahrukh Khan Joke (2)

What do u call when Shahrukh Khan indulges in Charity?
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Khaan - Daan.
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