One of our friends recently visited his family who lives in Afghanistan. He happened to attend to a birthday party over there. The people in the family brought a big cake in front of the guests, with beautiful candles lit on the top. The proud father of the child said, " Guests, its a honour that you all are here on the occasion of my child's birthday. Soon the child shall cut the cake. I request you all to shower your blessings on the kid. But please beware that no one should clap during the birthday ceremony. "
Our friend asked him meekly, " But why? Is it some custom over here? "
The father replied, " Because Aghanistan mai Tali"Ban" hai "
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Mera Joota Hai Japani.. Oops Hindustani...
PoorJokes.in New Desk, 23rd April 2009.
There has been a spurt in Shoe/Chappal throwing incidents at Politicians throughout India recently. P Chidambaram, Navin Jindal, Actor Jeetendra and L K Advani have been shoe-ed. People have really been touched deeply by this novel idea of being able to express their gratitude to the Politicians through their leg gears.
Sources tell GJ that an unknown Venture Capitalist has decided to foray into the market with special Shoes for this nature of protest. The shoes shall be packed with a slingshot completely free of cost. Also the shoes shall be available in a single shoe pack for people who don't want to wear them to the meeting, press conference etc. but just carry them as a weapon. The shoes will come with special pouches so that buyers can attach rotten tomatoes and eggs onto the shoe before throwing them. Some premium brands will also be aero-dynamically built like Boomarangs, so that they return to the thrower in case they miss the target.
Academies shall soon be opened pan India for shoe hurlers so that they could hit their targets with better accuracy. There has been concerns all around that none of the shoe hurlers have been able to damage the faces of the victims yet. Coach "Greg Chappal" is ready to offer his services at a discounted rate at any such academy provided the student promises to throw one chappal at saurav ganguly as well.
There has been a spurt in Shoe/Chappal throwing incidents at Politicians throughout India recently. P Chidambaram, Navin Jindal, Actor Jeetendra and L K Advani have been shoe-ed. People have really been touched deeply by this novel idea of being able to express their gratitude to the Politicians through their leg gears.
Sources tell GJ that an unknown Venture Capitalist has decided to foray into the market with special Shoes for this nature of protest. The shoes shall be packed with a slingshot completely free of cost. Also the shoes shall be available in a single shoe pack for people who don't want to wear them to the meeting, press conference etc. but just carry them as a weapon. The shoes will come with special pouches so that buyers can attach rotten tomatoes and eggs onto the shoe before throwing them. Some premium brands will also be aero-dynamically built like Boomarangs, so that they return to the thrower in case they miss the target.
Academies shall soon be opened pan India for shoe hurlers so that they could hit their targets with better accuracy. There has been concerns all around that none of the shoe hurlers have been able to damage the faces of the victims yet. Coach "Greg Chappal" is ready to offer his services at a discounted rate at any such academy provided the student promises to throw one chappal at saurav ganguly as well.
We have also been told that politicians across the country have now joined gyms to improve their reflexes, so that they can avoid the shoes hurled at them more effectively. Some companies that used to supply bullet-proof jackets to politicians have also decided to launch a new product line called "Shoe proof helmets".
GJ reporters have come up with a "Hit-List" of shoe-throwers and prospective targets, based on a cross country opinion poll.
- Sourabh Ganguly would like to throw his spiked cricket boots at John Buchanan
- Salman Khan would like to throw this designed shoes at SRK
- Sunil Gavaskar would plan to throw his vintage World Cup 1982 shoes at SRK
- Fedup with SRK's bragging about being Number 1, Aamir Khan too wants to fire one at him
- All Bengalis want to fire their chappals at SRK after he has proposed the multiple captain theory.
Expecting so many shoes being hurled at him, SRK shall soon be nicknames "ShoeRukh Khaaa- n
Readers are encouraged to complete the list mentioned above with their favorite person they would like to "SHoooo.."
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- Sunil Gavaskar would plan to throw his vintage World Cup 1982 shoes at SRK
- Fedup with SRK's bragging about being Number 1, Aamir Khan too wants to fire one at him
- All Bengalis want to fire their chappals at SRK after he has proposed the multiple captain theory.
Expecting so many shoes being hurled at him, SRK shall soon be nicknames "ShoeRukh Khaaa- n
Readers are encouraged to complete the list mentioned above with their favorite person they would like to "SHoooo.."
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Nano Poor Joke
Before Tata Nano was launched there was a person who already owned a NANO!!!!!!
Can you name him?
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His name is "KISNA"
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Because you must have heard the song
"Wo hai, Albela, mad"NANO" wala..
Wo Kisna Hai"
Howzatttt??? :-)
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Can you name him?
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His name is "KISNA"
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Because you must have heard the song
"Wo hai, Albela, mad"NANO" wala..
Wo Kisna Hai"
Howzatttt??? :-)
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
PJ = Political Joke
MTV Roadies is one of the hottest reality shows on TV these days.
Can you name one politican who should definitely participate in this show??
:-D
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009
General Election PJ
India is gripped by Election fever these days. This Election probably involves more Prime Ministerial candidates that ever before. Manmohan Singh, LK Advani, Mayawati, Sharad Pawar, Lalu Yadav etc. etc. It seems like the leader of every party wants to be Prime Minister this time.
PoorJokes.in says that this is India's "सब Prime (Minister) Crisis" !!
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Friday, April 3, 2009
Mr. Bean PJ
Mr Bean ko ek raat kaafi zoor ki neend aai...Next morning woh transform ho chuka hota hai..?? Completely metamorphosed!!!!!!! Into what?????
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SOYA-BEAN !!
Mhuhuhuhuhahahahaha....
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SOYA-BEAN !!
Mhuhuhuhuhahahahaha....
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