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Bollywood News:-
After the resounding success of their last venture "Race", Director Duo Abbas Mastaan are busy working on their next suspense thriller. This time, they are making a murder mystery based in the gambling capital of the world, Las Vegas.
The film is aptly titled, लाश Vegas !!

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Gareeb Jokes on Oye!! Its Friday!!!!

Gareeb Jokes hits new a new high!!!!!


(Farhan) Far"Haan" Akhtar is all Haan Haan for our Poor Jokes...
Gareeb Jokes has now been nominated amongst the top 10 Jokes at OYE !! ITS FRIDAT, BE FUNNY JEETO MONEY CONTEST!!!

Just goes to show that our jokes are being universally accepted as 1st Grade PJs...:-)
Here is the screen shot of Winner's List

We thank you all for the support that you have shown all the way through this!! We promise to bamboozle you all with our PJs more!!!!!

PS: The prize money of 10000 Rs shall be distributed amongst all the readers who post a praising Comment!!!
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Fart-Buster PJs

What is a compulsive farter called ??
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Paad-ri !!
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What is one-who-farts-at-different-angles called?
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Paadu-kone !!
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What is a biggest award that a farter can get?
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Paad-m-vibhushan !!
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PJ Quiz...

Bollywood heroines are famous for carrying their mothers along with them to the shooting sets. But strangely there was a hero in 1980s who was known to bring his dad to every place he went. Can you name that Actor????
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His name is
Amol Pa-Le-Kar.

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Electronics Engineer Joke

Disclaimer: This joke is strictly for Electronics and Computer Science Engineers. Others please follow the html links for details..

A classic discussion between two hardcore Electronics Engineers chatting with each other on their phones...

1st engineer:- "Hello"
2nd engineer:- "Hii..."

1st: "OR Batao" ( और बताओ )
2nd: "Hmm... AND Batao.."

1st: "NOR Batao..."
2nd: "NAND Batao"

1st: "NOR Batao"
2nd: "XOR Batao"
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:-P
THE END. :-P

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A very Bore Joke

What do you call a Cow which bores you alot..
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It is called as
"Pakau"... (Pa-cow)


Balle Balle..:-P

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PJ Thought Of The Day !!

Joke-o raakhe saaiyan,

Maar sake naa koye !!

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