And what's more, they have even thought of a name for their yet to be born baby.
Can you guess what is it?
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It is obvious..
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They will call their baby ---- 98546 34543
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Abhishek and Aishwarya's Baby
Rumor Mills in Mumbai are rife with with the news that Abhishek and Aishwarya are expecting.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Christmas Poor Joke
Q:- What is Santa Clause's brother's name?
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A:- Banta Clause !!
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A:- Banta Clause !!
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Bollywood PJ
When John Abraham bashes up a bad guy in a movie, what does the bad guy tell him?
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He says, "John !! Ab raham (अब रहम) !!"
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He says, "John !! Ab raham (अब रहम) !!"
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Monday, December 15, 2008
Real Life Comedy. Bush "Shooe-d" at Baghdad
Ok. I know this is not a PJ. But could not stop myself from posting this one.. Afterall our readers do need to have some breathers from PJs as well..
An Iraqi journalist was wrestled to the floor by security guards after he called Mr Bush “a dog” and threw his footwear, just missing the president.
The soles of shoes are considered the ultimate insult in Arab culture.
During the trip, Mr Bush and Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki signed the new security agreement between their countries.
The pact calls for US troops to leave Iraq in 2011 - eight years after the 2003 invasion that has in part defined the Bush presidency.
Speaking just over five weeks before he hands over power to Barack Obama, Mr Bush also said the war in Iraq was not over and more work remained to be done.
His previously unannounced visit came a day after US Defence Secretary Robert Gates told US troops the Iraq mission was in its “endgame”.
‘Size 10′
In the middle of the news conference with Mr Maliki, a reporter stood up and shouted “this is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog,” before hurtling his shoes at Mr Bush, narrowly missing him.
“All I can report is a size 10,” Mr Bush said according to the Associated Press news agency.
He He,
I salute Mr Bush for his wacky reply and great fitness.He surely is a role model for his Indian counterparts. I am sure none of the Indian leaders have the fitness to dodge and safeguard themselves the way Mr Bush did.
An Iraqi journalist was wrestled to the floor by security guards after he called Mr Bush “a dog” and threw his footwear, just missing the president.
The soles of shoes are considered the ultimate insult in Arab culture.
During the trip, Mr Bush and Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki signed the new security agreement between their countries.
The pact calls for US troops to leave Iraq in 2011 - eight years after the 2003 invasion that has in part defined the Bush presidency.
Speaking just over five weeks before he hands over power to Barack Obama, Mr Bush also said the war in Iraq was not over and more work remained to be done.
His previously unannounced visit came a day after US Defence Secretary Robert Gates told US troops the Iraq mission was in its “endgame”.
‘Size 10′
In the middle of the news conference with Mr Maliki, a reporter stood up and shouted “this is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog,” before hurtling his shoes at Mr Bush, narrowly missing him.
“All I can report is a size 10,” Mr Bush said according to the Associated Press news agency.
He He,
I salute Mr Bush for his wacky reply and great fitness.He surely is a role model for his Indian counterparts. I am sure none of the Indian leaders have the fitness to dodge and safeguard themselves the way Mr Bush did.
Separated at Birth? - Part 5
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Worst PJ of the year !!
Warning:-
The following PJ is liable to cause serious and permanent brain damage. Please read at your own risk.
दुनिया में दो तरह के लोग होते हैं -
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दूकान वाले....
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और
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दो कान वाले !!!
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दूकान वाले....
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और
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दो कान वाले !!!
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Thursday, December 11, 2008
Separated at Birth?
P.S. - Some of our readers have wondered what is "Separated at Birth" all about.
Click here to know more about "Separated at Birth"
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Santa Banta on Sadhvi Pragya
Santa:- Do you know why Police has arrested Sadhvi Pragya?
Banta:- No. Why?
Santa:- Because she was a Jogun !!
Banta:- So what?
Santa:- Are bhai, Jo Gun leke ghumega use Police to pakde gi hi !!
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Wednesday, December 3, 2008
PJ on George W Bush
As George W Bush's tenure as the President of USA draws to a close, here is a PJ dedicated to him....
Q:- What is George Bush's favorite movie?
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Answer:- "Kabhi Al-Quaeda Na Kehna"
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Q:- What is George Bush's favorite movie?
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Answer:- "Kabhi Al-Quaeda Na Kehna"
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