Latest Rajanikanth Jokes

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who shake hands in Nokia mobile phones :-D:-D:-D

Ra.One Jokes

8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.
9: Ra.One gives more pain than a wife – HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.
10: Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill…! Put people behind bars who made such movie.
11: As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release.
12: Faking News 100 people committed mass suicide after watching Ra.one!

RA ONE JOKES

1: Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions…!
2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval.
3: Breaking News…! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE’s release
4: Salman to SRK after watchin…… Ra.One, “Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana”
5: Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
6: Even Ra.mu doesn’t wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one…!

New Santa Banta SMS Joke

Latest Santa Banta SMS Joke:

Santa, Banta and Chanta were drunk,they stopped a taxi.

The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them,we have arrived.

  Chanta gave him money,
Santa said thanks but
Banta slapped him.

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn't move an inch.
so he asked,what was that for?

  Banta Replied "Oye, inni tez kyu chalai !! Ham mar jaate to ?? "

New CID Jokes

ACP PRADYUMNA in the latest CID Movie PRADU ONE
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Exam Poor Joke :-)

This is how one feels in the last few minutes before the exam ends !! :-D