Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Fast Bowler PJ

यह तो सभी जानते हैं की भारतीय क्रिकेट टीम के पूर्व तेज़ गेंदबाज़ श्रीनाथ एक इंजिनियर हैं. पर यह बहुत कम लोग जानते हैं की वो computer programming में भी माहिर हैं.

श्रीनाथ को जानने वाले कुछ पंजाबी लोग तो इतना भी कहते हैं की श्रीनाथ programming language Java के इतने बड़े expert हैं की वो Java में गल (बात) कर सकते हैं!!

इस लिए उनका नाम है Java-गल श्रीनाथ !!

:-D

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Kambakth PJ

Once upon a time there was a guy called Joe.
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What was his nick name?
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It was............. Kambakth Ishq !!
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Because
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"Kambakth Ishq hai Joe" :-D



Reader Quiz:-

Joe had a very close friend called Wo. Can you tell us his nick name?

:-P

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Cricket PJ

Dhawal Kulkarni, the young medium pacer from Mumbai, has been recently selected in the Indian Cricket Team.

Here is a little known fact about him. When he was a kid, his friends used to call him Dhawal Kul-bharni !!

Why????
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Socho socho..
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Are bhai.. simple hai..
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Jaisi "karni", waisi "bharni" !!!!

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Monday, February 16, 2009

Sawa Sher PJ

Agar aap ek Lion ko Intelligent banaana chahate hai to aap ko kya karna chahiye??
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Simple!!!!
Use khoob gaaliya de...
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Sher Gaali sun sun kar "Gali-Leo" (Galileo) Ban jaega...


Ufff....Deadly Poor Joke... :-P

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Children PJ

When there can be Books for children, TV channels for children, Movies for Children, Singing Competitions for Children, then....
WHY NOT Poor Jokes for Children.. :-P
He He...
So here is a PJ dedicated for Children...

All children ( and grownups with children size brains) are expected to leave a comment!!!!!


http://static.toondoo.com/ToonDoo.swf?userName=gareebjokes&id=556249

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Sweet Murder Mystery

Once there was a Murder in a Mithai Shop...
The police reached at the site of murder and inspected everything...
Who was caught as the Murderer??
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Nahi Pata??
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SImple Yaar..
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It was "KAJU KATALEE"

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