Sardarji Jokes Revisited

ek Sardar ek bada Pole ki Height naapna chahata hai. Wo Pole ko  ek deewar se lagaa kar khada karta hain. Phir  Measuring tape leke uspe chadhne lagta hain.
Par baar baar gir jaane ke karan Sardaar Pole ki Height nahi naap paata.

Ek aadmi aa ke bolta hain,"Oye Sardar, khambe ko jameen pe leta de aur phir height count karo yaar."
to batao Sardar usse kya bolta hain?
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wo bolta hain - "Abe mujhe lambaii nahi, unchaai count karni hain!!!"