Monday, January 12, 2009

Electronics Engineer Joke

Disclaimer: This joke is strictly for Electronics and Computer Science Engineers. Others please follow the html links for details..

A classic discussion between two hardcore Electronics Engineers chatting with each other on their phones...

1st engineer:- "Hello"
2nd engineer:- "Hii..."

1st: "OR Batao" ( और बताओ )
2nd: "Hmm... AND Batao.."

1st: "NOR Batao..."
2nd: "NAND Batao"

1st: "NOR Batao"
2nd: "XOR Batao"
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:-P
THE END. :-P

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Friday, January 9, 2009

A very Bore Joke

What do you call a Cow which bores you alot..
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It is called as
"Pakau"... (Pa-cow)


Balle Balle..:-P

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Friday, January 2, 2009

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Abhishek and Aishwarya's Baby

Rumor Mills in Mumbai are rife with with the news that Abhishek and Aishwarya are expecting.

And what's more, they have even thought of a name for their yet to be born baby.

Can you guess what is it?
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It is obvious..
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They will call their baby ---- 98546 34543

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Christmas Poor Joke

Q:- What is Santa Clause's brother's name?
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A:- Banta Clause !!

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Bollywood PJ

When John Abraham bashes up a bad guy in a movie, what does the bad guy tell him?
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He says, "John !! Ab raham (अब रहम) !!"

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Monday, December 15, 2008

Real Life Comedy. Bush "Shooe-d" at Baghdad

Ok. I know this is not a PJ. But could not stop myself from posting this one.. Afterall our readers do need to have some breathers from PJs as well..







An Iraqi journalist was wrestled to the floor by security guards after he called Mr Bush “a dog” and threw his footwear, just missing the president.

The soles of shoes are considered the ultimate insult in Arab culture.

During the trip, Mr Bush and Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki signed the new security agreement between their countries.

The pact calls for US troops to leave Iraq in 2011 - eight years after the 2003 invasion that has in part defined the Bush presidency.

Speaking just over five weeks before he hands over power to Barack Obama, Mr Bush also said the war in Iraq was not over and more work remained to be done.

His previously unannounced visit came a day after US Defence Secretary Robert Gates told US troops the Iraq mission was in its “endgame”.

‘Size 10′

In the middle of the news conference with Mr Maliki, a reporter stood up and shouted “this is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog,” before hurtling his shoes at Mr Bush, narrowly missing him.



“All I can report is a size 10,” Mr Bush said according to the Associated Press news agency.

He He,
I salute Mr Bush for his wacky reply and great fitness.He surely is a role model for his Indian counterparts. I am sure none of the Indian leaders have the fitness to dodge and safeguard themselves the way Mr Bush did.

Separated at Birth? - Part 5






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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Worst PJ of the year !!

Warning:-
The following PJ is liable to cause serious and permanent brain damage. Please read at your own risk.

दुनिया में दो तरह के लोग होते हैं -
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दूकान वाले....
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दो कान वाले !!!

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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Separated at Birth?



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Saturday, December 6, 2008

Santa Banta on Sadhvi Pragya

Santa:- Do you know why Police has arrested Sadhvi Pragya?

Banta:- No. Why?

Santa:- Because she was a Jogun !!

Banta:- So what?

Santa:- Are bhai, Jo Gun leke ghumega use Police to pakde gi hi !!

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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

PJ on George W Bush

As George W Bush's tenure as the President of USA draws to a close, here is a PJ dedicated to him....

Q:- What is George Bush's favorite movie?
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Answer:- "Kabhi Al-Quaeda Na Kehna"

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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Kanjoos PJ

Q:- What do you call a miser Parsi ??
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A:- Simple hai boss.... "Parsi"monious !!

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

Intellectual PJ

A renouned professor was taking a class on Supply Chain Management in an IIM.

Prof asks, "Can you tell me the most outstanding example of lean manufacturing in the construction industry?"

Someone from the back benches replies, "The Lean-ing Tower of Pisa !!"

Friday, November 14, 2008

PJ on Baldness

Today is a day when bald men across the world come together and pay their respects to the thing they love most in life.. their lost hair !!!
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Because today is "Baal Divas" !!

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Deadly PJ

VERY VERY DEADLY PJ

What do you call the business with which cows are related?
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Dairy?
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Nahi.!!!
Ye to puraana naam hai...
Kuch naya socho!!!!!!!

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Gwala??
Nahi!!!!!!!
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It is called as
Go (cow) - Rakh - Dhandha...(Gorakhdhandha)

Mhuhuhaahahaa..
:-P

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Santa and Banta doing Goo-Gal !!

संता:- अरे बंता, देख वहां कितने बेशर्म लोग खड़े हैं. वो खुले आम मल्ल के बारे में बातें कर रहे हैं..

बंता:- क्या ज़माना गया है. लोग सरे आम Google ( गू - गल ) करने लगे हैं !!

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Friday, November 7, 2008

POOR JOKE (PJ) on INDIAN POLITICS

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Here is the latest PJ from the SANTA AND PUNTER series. The topic this time is the Indian Lok Sabha Elections coming soon...

We request your feedback on the strip and the ways to improve it. Kindly give your valuable comments too...
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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Barak Obama PJ

On the occasion of Obama's landmark victory in the US Presidential Elections, we are re-posting a PJ, which was originally posted on September.
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Barak Obama wins the US Presidential Elections.

Indian Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh calls him up to congratulate him.

What does he say?

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"Mu-Barak" ( मुबारक ) Obama !!

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