Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Santa Singh was keeping an empty milk bottle in his fridge.

Banta Singh asked - "Oye Sante!! Why are you keeping the empty milk bottle in fridge??"

Santa replied - "That's in case somebody wants their coffee black!"

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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Joke of the Day for our Readers.

ओये संते !! तू इतना उदास क्यों है ?
क्या बताऊ ! आज मैंने Fire brigade को फ़ोन लगाया था ! उन्होंने मुझे बहोत गालिया दी !!

Fire brigade ?? क्या बात हो गयी ?
मैंने उनको सिर्फ ये कहा की मै कुछ पहेलिया नहीं बुझा  पा रहा हू जल्दी से आ जाओ !!

Company Name Full Forms

Company Full Names of the Best in the IT World..

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T; : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

21. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute

22. CISCO: Corrupted Inferior System Components

23 MICROSOFT - My Crow is Soft :P

24 BMW - Be My Wife

25 MBA - My Busted Ass

26 IBM - I Become Mad

Beer Jokes

12 Common lines after people get drunk :-!

1. Tu mera bhai hai.

2. gaadi main chalaunga.
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3. mai teri dil se izzat karta hu

4. aaj chad nahi rahi hai yaar.

5. yeh mat samajh ki main pee kar bol raha hu.

6. yaar kam to nahi padegi.

7. ek chota sa aur ho jaye.

8. tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan hazir hai!!!

9. apney baap ko mat sikha.!!

10. Kal se Daaru Band. :)

Entrance Exam Full Forms

Entrance Exams Full Forms in Afganistan :

JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination



IIT - International Institute of Terrorism



IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management



CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban



IAS - Iraq after Saddam



M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology



GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism



TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages



GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism



MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies



MBA - Master of Bombing Administration

Deadly PJ

Please dont beat us after reading this one ! :-)

Ek baccha apne maa se kehtaa hai.. Maa, mujhe bhook lagee hai... give me something to eat.. uski maa usse patthar se maartee hai... kyon ??
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Because :
EET (Eat) ka Jawab PATHAR se diya jaata hai !!!

CID Daya PJ

This one has been sent to us straight from heavens by Mahakavi Kabir Das ji.

Pothi padhi Padhi Jag Mua Pandit Bhaya Na koye...
Pothi padhi padhi Jag Mua Pandit Bhaya Na koye...
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Darwaza tod-tod ke re Daya,  He-Man Bane Na koye !!!

Santa Banta Poor Joke

Santa : Mai yaha nahi rahunga. Mere paise wapas karo. Itana chota Hotel Room maine pahle kabhi nahi dekha. Aur room mai sirf ek stool !! Mujhe kya jaanwar samajh rakha hai !!
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......................................................................Waiter : Sir, Relax !! Room mai to chaliye !! Ye to LIFT hai !!!

Vintage Photogrpah

This is a Vintage Photographs of Manmohan Singh, Sonia Gandhi and Rajeev Gandhi. I think the picture is suggestive of a story which holds true even today !

Joke of the Day

 This one was shared by our Facebook Fan Page Member Alisha . Thank you so much for sharing the PJ Alisha :-)

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why????? 

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Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan {the nation}