Classic PJ

Question:- What do you call a thief who steals bathroom fittings?
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Answer:- Loo-tera !!

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Saawan mein lag gayi aag...

The Poor Jokes investigative team has found out that popular Indian singer Mika is a highly qualified persona educationally. He is an MBA from a well known B-school. The name of the B-school he studied in is.......

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MICA !!

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Latest CID PJ

Latest CID PJ for all !!! 100 Percent Original !!

Question 1 : ACP Pradyumn, ko ek baar Prime Ministrer Ki Security ke liye appoint kara gaya !!!
Prime Minister Manmohan singh ke chaaro taraf black cat commandos ki fauj rahti thi, koi bhi aadmi bina Identity Card ke PM ke paas nahi pahuch sakta tha. But ACP ne aate hi Identity Checking ki duty par khade Black Cat Commando ko hata diya aur khud waha par Duty shuru kar di !!!
Batao kyu???

Kyu ACP itana senior aadmi hote hue bhi logo ki checking jaise chote se kaam me lag gaya ???

Kyu??

Kyu???

Kyu??????

Ans : Because He is a See - I-D.

Sholay Poor Joke

Let us test your filmy knowledge today.

Question:- Who was the poorest character in the movie Sholay?
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Nahi Pata?

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Simple has boss..

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It was Dhanno (धन-no) !!

Ultimate CID Shayari !

Bahot hi ultimate CID Shayari !!!

Arz kiya hai !!
1. No Matter what they told us , No Matter what they do !!
Waah , waah !!!

 No Matter what they told us , No Matter what they do !!
Waah !!

Daya, dekho is laash se, Aati kyu nahi koi boo !!!!

Latest CID Shayari

Latest CID Shayari only on www.poorjokes.in
100 Percent Original !!!

Arz Kiya Hai !!

1. Na Darwaaze hai na khidkiya hai !!!
Waah Waah!!!

Gaur Farmaiyega !!
Na Darwaaze hai na Khidkiya hai !!!
Wah Wah...

Lagta hai , is investigation mai involved kuch young ladkiya hai !!!!


2. Khana kitana bhi tasty ho , mai to finally icecream hi khaunga !!!
Wah kya feeling hai !!!

Khana kitana bhi tasty ho , mai to finally icecream hi khaunga !!!
Burp...!!


Hampar Shayari banaane ek baar mujhe mil jae,
Maa Kasam, unki to mai VATT lagaunga !!!


3. Zaheer ne faiki bouncer, par batsman hat gaya !!!
Wah Wah !!! Kya reflex hai !!

Zaheer ne faiki Bouncer, par batsman hat gay !!
Wah, Wah !!

Daya Darwaze Tod Tod ke, Tumhare pav ka joota tak fat gaya !!!

Latest CID Jokes

ACP : Na aata na Jaata, Mai Table Bajaata !!!
Waah... Waah...

Na Aata Na Jaata, Mai Tabla Bajaata !!!!
Waah Waaah !!!

Daya Pata Karo,
Dushman hamari pakad mai kabhi bhi kyu nahi Aata !!!

Funny Pictures

For all those who want an Urgent US Visa !!

Non Veg Joke of the Day

Dhoni Fans should sue India TV

Deadly PJ

In which area of india are the women extra ordinarily taller than men ??

Any Idea???

Nahi Pata??

Simple hai!!!!

Still Dont know??

What a shame !!!

Ok, I shall tell !!!!

It is !!!!

She ~ Long

Funny SMS Shayari

These SMS Shayaris were submitted by Ashwini Singh at our Facebook Fan Page : FB Fan Page

1. Dost ne pucha exam me 5th answer batao....

Dost ne pucha exam me 5th answer batao....

...maine kaha melody khao khud jaan jao...

 

 

2.Beer peene ke pehle kahte hai cheers...

Beer peene ke pehle kahte hai cheers...

...rajesh khanna says,pushpa i hate tears..

 

Chinese PJ

This one is Really Very Very Deadly Joke. Hope you guys have fastened your seatbelts ...

Mr.Lee Chu frm China &
Mr.Han Tiya from Korea came 2 India & opened a Restaurant
In India
But no custmer camethere
Why?
Why??
Why???
Why????
Because they had named it
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CHU-TIYA RESTAURANT.....

Cricket Jokes

Deadly PJ Series No 25

This Deadly PJ was submitted by Neet Franky on our Facebook Fan Page :FB FAN PAGE
Thanks alot Neet :-)

Question: What do u call a Bee that lives in
America???
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Ans: "USB"    :-D

Thought of the Day

This is What our beloved Santa Singh has to Say about Life...:)

Sardarji Shayari.

A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying..

I am a Sardar, My Wife is Sardaarni...

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This is my Kid, and this is my Kidney....

Santa Banta Joke of the Week

Once Santa Singh was eating Kadhi Chawal. Tabhi ek makhkhi aa gayi. Makhkhi Santa Singh ke khaane ke chaaro aur bhinbhinaane Lagi...
Santa looked at the fly in shock and Shouted !!!!!!!!
" Chal Bhaag Yaha se... Ye wo nahi hai jo tu Samajh Rahi hai !!!!!!"

An Apple A Day.....

The rivalry between Apple and Microsoft is known to all !!!! But hey, Take a look at this !!!!!

Shahrukh With Khali

We would really like to hear from you all on this !!!!
Who looks smarter ??????
:-P

Jungli PJ

Delicious Joke

Once upon a time there used to be a husband who loved his wife very much. One day, while his wife was away, he decided to cook a sumptuous meal for her. Knowing that she loved Butter Chicken, he checked the recipe for the same on the internet and cooked for her.

When she came back home, he asked her to close her eyes and took her to the dinner table, where he had arranged a romantic candle light dinner. His wife was over come with joy when the husband told her that he had cooked her favorite Butter Chicken.

But as the husband removed the lid of the serving bowl, he got the shock of his life....

The Butter Chicken had turned into..... plain Daal !!

Why??

How???

Because....

"Ghar ki Murgi Daal Barabar !!"

:-P

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